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UNDER CONSTRUCTION: In an effort to reduce the sheer amount of information crammed into OmniBeth's brain, which is rapidly growing too large for her head, doctors have advised her to upload as much data as possible to this site. This will not only reduce the pressure on her cranium, but it will also allow others to benefit from her vast store of knowledge. |
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Welcome! |
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OmniBeth says, "On a rainy day, there's nothing like a good book, a comfy chair, your favorite lamp, something warm to drink and a tasty snack." You may quote OmniBeth on this. |
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Click on the teapot or the teabread to visit epicurious.com, one of OmniBeth's favorite places. |
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COMING SOON: OmniBeth has saved every funny e-mail she ever received, but her in-box is getting full. So OmniBeth is going to collect all of the jokes and stories and put them on a humor page so you can laugh yourself silly! |
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COMING SOON II: OmniBeth's Legion of Honor � meet the people who inspired OmniBeth and contributed to the size of her brain. |
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OmniBeth loves ancient history � do you? If you've always wished you had lived in Ancient Rome, Greece, Egypt, Babylon, Ireland, Machu Picchu or old New York, check out AncientSites.com. You are not alone! |
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Click on the ankh (left) to visit AncientSites now. |
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When you stop by Ancient Rome, be sure to visit OmniBeth's friend, the priestess Urgulania Didius. Click on the Roman maiden (right) to visit Urgulania now. |
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OmniBeth would love to hear from you, especially if you, too, possess a big brain. |
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This page last modified on Thursday, September 16, 1999 |
